Thursday, July 28, 2005
The Ron Wood Curse
Have you ever noticed how Ron Wood is so entwined with the Rolling Stones image? Now, consider this: The Rolling Stones have done nothing noteworthy (sans make rediculous amounts of money) while Ron Wood has been in the band. He is like a succubus. He takes all the glory and brings nothing to the table except for the fact that he is like Keith Richards Lite. Has the same moves and is almost as shriveled. Just wanted to point that out.
Also, what's up with the bass player? The same bass player has been playing with the Rolling Stones for over a decade now. And is he in any of the group photos? No! Is he in any of the videos? No!! Again, I blame it on Ron Wood.
Now, yet again, no one cool on the train. However, on the way to the train this morning I saw a guy with cut off jeans, a disgusting white tank top and red hair walk by. He kind of looked like the red haired white gang member in Colors. But resemblance does not butter the bread.
Also, what's up with the bass player? The same bass player has been playing with the Rolling Stones for over a decade now. And is he in any of the group photos? No! Is he in any of the videos? No!! Again, I blame it on Ron Wood.
Now, yet again, no one cool on the train. However, on the way to the train this morning I saw a guy with cut off jeans, a disgusting white tank top and red hair walk by. He kind of looked like the red haired white gang member in Colors. But resemblance does not butter the bread.
